Victory Over Odors

Scene: The air freshener aisle in Target.

Angelina is reaching for the Febreeze air freshener refill pack. Chris is looking over the aisle.

Angelina: Hawaiian Aloha. Oh good they have a refill pack. I love this scent. It's my favorite.
Chris: Not mine.
Angelina: What? I've been buying it for years.
Chris: ( reaches for the blue package) I know I like this one. It smells great.

He holds it under Angelinas nose. She sniffs.

Angelina : Like laundry. Let's get it.
Chris: Oooh.What's this scent?

He reaches for the hot pink case of artificial dragonfruit scent.
He sniffs.

Chris: How do I smell it?
Angelina: With your nose dingbat.
Chris: Woman. It doesn't smell like anything.
Angelina: Scratch and sniff dingbat.

He scratches. He sniffs.

Chris: No.
Angelina: What about this one?

She reaches over and picks up two light yellow boxes claiming to smell like Thai Orchids.

Chris: Awww... this is the one.
Angelina: Agreed. But they dont' have a refill pack. I would have to buy two seperate dispensers again.
Chris: Well that's dumb.
Angelina: Oh wait. What is that one? The one down low with the stars and stripes.

Chris reads the package.

Chris: It's Victory. It's Victory scented.
Angelina: Does it smell like America?
Chris : ( In the style of Team America: World Police) Fuck yeah!

Chris and Angelina start laughing.

Chris: ( In between laughs) We are retarded.
Angelina: See why I don't have to make up stories on my blog? Too much funny stuff happens to us in real life.
Chris: You better blog about this.

Later... On another aisle at Target....

Angelina: Hey look! Is that America scented aerosol Febreeze? In a 2 pack?
Chris: I think it is.
Angelina: I wonder what "Victory" really smells like? What does America smell like?

She sprays the aerosol in the air and uses her hand to waft it in her direction.

Angelina: Hairspray. America smells like Aqua Net hairspray.
Chris : (Sticks his head in the cloud and starts coughing) Dear God woman, you're right.

Only upon uploading did I notice that it's actually "Victory Over Odors".

And it really does smell like Aqua Net hairspray.

And if you aren't laughing too, I guess you had to be there. It was hilarious at the time.